A Woman’s Dilemma
Today my wife complained that she should have married someone who was better at fixing things.
I told her, “Well, beautiful women like you have a tough choice in life. They can go with the buff, sensitive, Yoga-type guys, like myself, or they can go for the handy, beer-bellied guys-with-tools who can fix everything. I can see how that could be a tough choice.”
“I thought all this Yoga philosophy stuff was supposed to help you with your ego, Bob.”
“It is,” I replied. ”Thanks to meditation and pure awareness, I’ve come to realize how truly humble I really am.”