Yoga Demystified

Today my wife complained that she should have married someone who was better at fixing things.

I told her, “Well, beautiful women like you have a tough choice in life.  They can go with the buff, sensitive, Yoga-type guys, like myself, or they can go for the handy, beer-bellied guys-with-tools who can fix everything.  I can see how that could be a tough choice.”

“I thought all this Yoga philosophy stuff was supposed to help you with your ego, Bob.”

“It is,” I replied.  “Thanks to meditation and pure awareness, I’ve come to realize how truly humble I really am.”